My birthday in one word.

AWESOME!

I had a wonderful lunch with my girls, then we went to a street fair where I devoured chocolate-dipped Oreos and....

DEEP FRIED OREOS!!!!!!

Oh man, it was beyond awesome!

More details with photos to come soon!
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Happy Birthday...TO ME!

My Birthday wishes....

1.) My acceptance letter for school....CHECK

2.) A new job....CHECK

3.) A new handbag...CHECK

4.) Zoya's Sparkle collection....CHECK

5.) Clarisonic Mia....*crosses fingers*

6.) Philosophy Purity Made Simple....CHECK

7.) Post B-day booty from Tat....yes!

An explanation....

After going nearly two weeks without sex from Tat, I decided that I needed to get a back-up penis in case Tat was too busy. So, this past Tuesday I went on a date with Stoner Tom in hopes that he would be a worthy back-up. Now I can admit that I was extremely horny that day because it was almost a week since the last time I saw Tat and I had no idea when I was going to see him again. So when I finally met Stoner Tom, I was immediately attracted to him, he was TALL, BROAD, and had MUSCLES, everything I like in a man.

We ended up going for drinks and walking around Williamsburg, where we ended up at his place. I was beyond horny at that point and needed him to put me out of my misery, and...he didn't.

It was terrible.

From start to finish, it was horrid.

During sex, I thought about Tat, how badly I wanted him, and how I wished it was him instead.

It was so bad that I faked orgasms just so he would stop, and of course he knew I was faking and called me on it. I ended up lying through my teeth but he didn't believe me. He wasn't a bad date, but he was so self- depreciating it was annoying. I had to constantly reassure him about his dick size(he would make jokes about how small his dick was), how pale he was, and how no one wanted to be in a relationship with him.

I needed an anti-depressant by the end of the night.

That whole experience made me appreciate Tat even more. For the longest time I was looking for ways to cut him off for stupid reasons, but after Stoner Tom, it made me appreciate his skills and what he does to me in the bedroom.

When I was going down on Stoner Tom, he was quiet, so quiet and it made me tense because I didn't know if he was enjoying it or not. On Wednesday night, when I was going down on Tat, the man could barely keep his mouth shut, I mean he was LOUD, he would groan, throw his head back and moan while telling me how amazing I was, and that?

made *me* feel good and made me even hotter.

So am I going to be looking for other back-ups? Yes.

I am going to be looking for them now? No.

I rather enjoy Tat while he's here and try to find someone else once he moves back to Chicago.

I'm going to ride that pony until the wheels fall off!

Ramblings....

After my horrible date with Stoner Tom, I was in need of a "quick fix."

Enter Tat.

And boy did he ever rectify my, um "situation"

I can't get over how bone chilling amazing it was. My mouth and ass was sore by the time we were done, goodness!
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UGGGG

Bad sex was had....

and no it wasn't with Tat....

this guy was just....horrid.

I need a tat fix....SOOON.

...

Noise....white noise, loud noise.

Just noise.

So I turned the noise off today.

And I really needed that.

I put my phone on silent, buried it in the bottom of bag and went on with my day. I needed to be unreachable today and it felt great!

I was able to focus on me, my needs, and my wants.

And I just wanted the noise to stop.

So I made it stop.
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Hot damn we did!

I don't know why I keep short-changing tat boy, because every time I'm ready to throw in the towel, he always manages to shock the hell out of me.

So after being celibate for damn near two weeks, we finally made plans to see each other on Wednesday. When I got to our meeting spot Wednesday night, I called him to let him know I was there and he told me to come by his job while he closed the office.

While walking to his job, I thought to myself if it was possible for us to have office sex, but quickly shot the idea down thinking that he wouldn't want to take that chance.

Once I got to his job, we chatted for a bit and I gushed over his new haircut(HOT) and his scruff(rrawwrrrr). So while he was closing up and I was checking out his office, he motioned to me to follow him.

I did and we ended up in his office space, where we chatted for a bit. Then he leaned in and said he always wanted to makeout in his office and BAM....he kissed me.

Ok...

Then my shirt came up....

Um ok.....

Then my shirt came off....

O....k.....

Then he dropped to his knees and took my pants and underware off....

Holy shit.....OK!!!!!!

And then he proceeded to fuck me all over his office....on his desk......on the floor....

It was INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

So after we got that out of our systems, we headed to his place where we pretty much went at it like horny teenagers...

*sigh* it was amazing....

The next day, I asked him if that was something he planned and he said that he thought about when I was walking to his office...

Mind fucking meld!

We laughed over the fact that we're both perverted as hell...

Another happy ending!