Um yeah about "them"...

Let's call this one fucktard shall we?

I met fucktard last week on this, um, "website". Anyhoots, we talked, flirted and decided to meet up this past Thursday for a little, um one-on-one.

Well, damn.

Let's just say, I'm still sore.

And its Sunday.

Now I sent a nice, cordial msg to Mr. Fucktard reminding him to keep warm. I sent that text Saturday morning, and I have yet to hear from him.

Oh
really?

As per my favorite professor(*wink, wink*), she advised that I put him on ice until further notice.

And you *know* I could never pass up the chance to put someone on ice!

So he will be on ice until Monday night, LATE Monday night!

Ha!

So let's go over my Likes and Dislikes with Mr. Fucktard

Likes
*great chem in and out of the bedroom
*a smartass like me
*likes football
*super smart(investment banker)
*has a FLY APARTMENT and I want to steal his bed
*Italian
*AMAZING doggie
*is a pro with my toys, yum*
*nice body*

Dislikes
*short tongue.
*not a great kisser due to really short tongue*
*a smartass like me*

Yup, you read that right, he has a short tongue. We were kissing and all I could think was where the fuck was the rest of his tongue????? Its super short, which makes sucking his tongue a fucking burden. Ugggg I wondered if he'll be offended if I asked where the rest of tongue was?

So we shall see what happens when I de-frost him on Monday.


Next up? Mr. Ez!

Until next time!
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