Hmmmm...

Maybe I spoke too soon about this one.

Whatever, until Sunday.

Bet.
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More. Snow.

Snow covered bikes...



Snow up to my knees...



Yup, that's our street...the snow is almost as high as the cars. Don't be fooled, the snow is THAT high right now.

I'm....damn him

Last night I had another date with tat boy that went EXTREMELY well.

Really fucking well...

and yes, I woke this morning in freakout mode and thankfully Q was able to talk my ass down.

I can't/won't get into the juicy details because frankly, I'm really trying to calm my hormones where this one is concern and since it's looking like I can't get a repeat this week, I'm really trying to behave.

BUT

I will say....that last night left my soul in shambles.

and I had to cover my face with a pillow to stop from screaming out loud...

at some point my eyes rolled into the back of my head....

I wanted to scream "I LOVE your cock, my fracking Jose on a Pipe, please don't ever take it away from me!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, I can't talk about last night anymore.....

Damn him.

Me....

Good news: I recently brought a brand new laptop(I'm a MAC girl now!) with a new credit card. Since losing my job, I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to pay off the full amount before the interest rates kick in next year. Well, I'm happy to report that I'm getting a good amount of money from my tax return that I'll be able to pay off my laptop in FULL!

Bad news: I owe the state $43.00...fuckers

Good news: Thank goodness I paid taxes on my unemployment checks. I know plenty of people who refused to pay taxes on their unemployment checks because they wanted to keep that money to themselves. I knew that once tax time comes around, it was going to bite them in the ass!

Bad news: I'm really sick. I know I have a cold, but I saw white dots on the back of my throat this morning, which could mean strep throat(oh fucking joy), so I'm going to head to the doctor tomorrow morning.

Good news: Blocked nerdboy on aff and yahoo messenger before our supposed "date", so that's the end of him. Good riddance to bullshit.

Bad news: When the hell am I going to get some ass from tat boy? I think it's HIGH time for me to light fire under his ass. Yeah ok, Aunt Flo bitchass was in town last week, but I've been cured since Thursday, so I BETTER get some this week or we going to have some trouble in Harlem.

Good news: I finally planned my trip to Italy! I'm so happy!!!!!

Bad news: I have NO money(since I was screwed financially this week), but I really want to go to pole class today, BUT I don't feel well, BUT I can NOT stay in this house another day.

I'm beyond bored at the moment.

Kids...

I'm sick...

SICK...

my dance studio fucked up my bank account therefore pissing me OFF beyond belief...

my weekend is shot to hell because of it.....

I want to kick kittens because I'm that fucking pissed off about my money situation...

So I'm going incognegro until everything is settled money-wise....

and the Swede on aff can kiss my ass with his nonsense....

I don't want to do it.....

I'm cancelling my date with nerdboy.
I've been thinking about it, and I don't want to.

He fucked up, because I really don't believe that "I've been soooo busy" bullshit, because when he wanted ass, he damn sure knew how to be "un-busy" and if I'm not mistaken, I sent him a text....3 weeks ago that went unanswered!

So fuck him.

I'm going to plan my trip this weekend instead!
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Um, Happy Birthday?

When we left off, I was trying to figure out what to get tat boy for his birthday since he invited me to spend his birthday with him.

At first I was going to get him a card, cupcake, and a book or a bowl(for his weed), but then I didn't know what kind of book to get him(he's really into politics and international conflicts).

So after much deliberation, I got him a book about a young boy killed during the Iraqi War, cracker jacks, and peanut butter m&m's (since he likes to freeze them and eat them).

When we finally met up, we yapped all the way to Harlem, stopped by a Mexican restaurant to pick up dinner, and headed to his place to watch movies and chill.

Now this is where things get murky....

Aunt Flo bitchass is in town and he knew that, so he promised that we were going to chill and I promised him and myself that I was going to behave in my condition....

Who fucking knew that not even FIVE minutes that I was there, my shirt and bra were off and we were going at it like rabbits?

HE started it something FIERCE! He was like a animal dammit!

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

But, no, we didn't have sex....

he wanted to smack my ass, but since I was wearing granny panties and my granny pad that was a HELLLL NO.

So after I blessed him with a birthday bj(he asked for it, adorable I tell ya), we calmed down, and ate dinner while we watched a cheesy ass movie with Kurt Russell and Issac Hayes.

So while watching the movie, I decided to lay down after eating a HUGE Mexican meal

and boy did I regret that by the end of the night.

So after the movie ended, we chatted and decided to watch "American Psycho", which was so fucking disturbing on so many LEVELS(Christan Bale was AWESOME!)

And that's when things went down south....for me.

I started to feel queasy, like "oh shit, this food has not settled in my stomach, I'm going to throw up" queasy....right in the middle of the movie.

So I braved it through the movie and by the time the movie ended, I was fighting back chunks(long story short, after the longest cab ride and train ride ever, I went home and emptied my guts and felt better)

Well, tat boy realized that I wasn't looking so well, so I told him that I felt nauseous and that I needed to relax for a moment.

We laid in bed with the lights turned off, and while he rubbed my back and stomach, we traded stories about our childhoods.

It was nice....

and there was a forehead kiss in there somewhere....

So after I decided that I realllly needed to go home(by this time I was beyond nauseous) , he walked me to the subway, gave me a quick kiss goodbye and I went home.

Anyhoots, I told him that it's ok that if he can't get out of working this weekend.

So it will be nerd boy this weekend instead...

Oh fucking joy.

Snow sucks, tat boy shocks me, and nerdboy is back?

I really can not stress how much I despise snow right now, and that sucks as someone who grew up loving snow as a kid.

Now?

I can't wait for the spring! I'm soooo over the extra layers of clothing, the cold air, wet streets, and just everything about winter.

Belch.

Onto the penis meat......

Shocker 1: fucky hit me up and we had another 2 second conversation, so I finally grew fed up with his shit and put his midget tongue ass on my ignore list.


Shocker fucking 2: nerdboy pops the fuck up. Long story short, he was working a lot and now that he has his place to himself again, he wants us to hook up again. So I said sure, why not?(Unless tatboy can snaggle a session this weekend) Because little does this dumbass knows, he has a one shot deal to turn the ship around. So we're suppose to hook up on Saturday.

And can I be honest?

I'm really not looking forward to it...

Why?

Because I *need* to get my grubby hands on tat boy again.

Why?

Because I *realllly* like this dude's whole fucking being in the bedroom. I mean even when we're spent and tired, he's always playing with my body...

I LOVE that!

I'm spoiled dammit.

And since we're talking about tat boy....

I remembered awhile back he mentioned his birthday so I thought nothing of it until he went away this past weekend(detective skills and all).

So while chatting on Monday, he casually mentioned that his birthday was Tuesday.

Ok..cool!

So we talked about how we don't like to make a big deal about our birthdays and then he asked me if I wanted to come to his place and watch a movie on Tuesday after work.

*screeching halt*


errrr....ok...cool....noooo biggie...

and yes it did kinda make me kinda of mushy....ok LOTS OF MUSHY ALL RIGHT!

I tried to get that Q to shake my ass out of my mushiness and her ass was no help!


Next up?

What to get a dude who you're porking?

to be continued....

PMS, nature's cock blocker...

This weekend, I:

• helped my mother babysit the boys
• thought my sister was dead in a ditch(she's ok)
• and my period decided to make an appearance

Which means....

NO ass....

and on top of the that, tat boy is working BOTH Saturday and Sunday next weekend(mind you Red Sonya leaves on Thursday)....so who knows when I'm going to get some sans ropas.

Funny thing about tat boy, he went away this weekend(I think it was his birthday weekend), and the last time we spoke was Thursday, now, I didn't hear from him on Friday or Saturday.

So, I was waiting to see if he was going to contact me while he was away(because I was NOT going to contact him first).

and he did....

On Sunday afternoon, he sent a Happy V-day text(and to be honest, I was in such a bitchy mood(cramps), I seriously contemplated NOT responding.)

But I did.

He went on to tell me that he didn't have a good time in Baltimore(I have a feeling a vagina was involved), I told him about my horrific weekend, he wanted to know how soon can he get his hands on me and I sadly informed him that Aunt Flo was in town so he won't be able to see me until next weekend and that was when he told me he was scheduled to work Saturday and Sunday.

*oh fuck me with a straw*

I hate mother nature, I hate her cockblocking ass. I don't even WANT kids, how come I have to suffer from this crap!

But whatever, he's determined to make me .......cum this coming weekend.

So we shall see how *he* plans on doing this because from *my* standpoint....I'm not getting ass from him until NEXT Monday!

*faints*

Yes I want more rice!

I don't understand why everytime I order food from Chipotle, I have to ask for more rice and chicken?

Look people, I'm paying 8 bucks for a meal, can you please serve me 8 dollars worth of food?

Geez.

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Third's time a charm....

I'm still pissy about my team losing and I plan on staying this way until Friday.

Now onto my date with TatBoy.

Earlier in the week, we agreed to spend the afternoon together before the game, so I headed over to his place yesterday to spend some time(aka have sex) with him.

When I got there, he was putting away his laundry, so we were shooting the breeze until his room was appropriate and what not.

Previously, he had asked me to bring my heels because he wanted to watch me walk around his place naked because apparently watching my ass jiggle while walking in heels will turn him on, GREATLY!

I didn't realize how much until I was buttass naked strolling around his place in my fuck me heels.

That dude LOST his ever loving shit while watching me walk around his place. I felt like I was prey and being stalked....I LOVED it. It was hot, intense, and the air was crinkling with SUSPENSE!

I was sexually molested by his living room window where ANYONE could see us(HAWWWTTTT), then he ate my glorious Nicole(aka my ass) by the kitchen window, I mean dude was on all fours in his kitchen going to town! Then he made me walk back into living room where I was gagged by his cock, then spanked while I was braced on the window sill(glorious really). He was very grabby and that turned me on sooo much.

And yes, he had me put the heels on again so he can videotape me walking around his place...

for jackoff purposes.

All I can say after that was that I was pretty much fucked within my existence from the moment we started(around 2) until I left his place at damn near 7pm(yeah I had to HAUL ASS to my sis's place for her superbowl party, talk about running LATE)

This dude was soo on point, I mean I got a great massage, ass/body/pussy worship of EPIC levels, nommables at every angle at any given time, even when he was soft(I mean, you know how a pig revels in mud? Replace the pig with his face and the mud with my cooch), neck assaults(lord I loved it when he were in the middle of some serious foreplay and he assaulted the back of my neck with his beard, teeth, tongue, and breath while he dry humped me from the back......*dies*), AWESOME DOGGIE....my gawd, his cock ring gives my g-spot vapors, 69 that makes his toes curl because he likes his face to be buried in my ass?, just cripes.

Goodness.

Fuck the Saints

Yeah I said it.

Don't give a shit.
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Tat boy.......

This one?

*wipes brow*

Let's get to the important things:

5'11, yup 5'11 and it WORKS for me!
Full arm sleeves.....*throw panties*
COCK RING......OMGGGGGGGGGGG

So we had a "date" a week ago and let me rehash the good parts:

*i wanna marry his cock, because that fucking cock ring?????????? *screams* that shit felt beyond amazing, sooooo fucking amazing

*multiple orgasms

*he was creative!!!! he would give me the most amazing dick down and pull out and then head downtown to lick, bite and tongue me into stupidity...ASS included!.and when his teeth would scrape my lady bits and my no no hole??????? ohmygod

*I assulted his ass with my tongue and that sonabitch was SCREAMInG becuse he never had a chick do that to him, and trust me I was down there for a minute!(The words Fuck, Jesus, what the fuck, loud as fuck moaning, shit were the words of choice during this)

*that average size cack was beyond amazing, that shit felt beyond good
And he worked me over something FiRece!

*i screamed...a lot!

Round one included:
*Me being on my knees while his face was buried in my ass
*this nigga had me hanging off the bed for doggie...jose h. Cripes....I omg, omfg
*more fucking doggie!!!!!! Such a goood fucking doggie
*more dick pull out and pussy and ass licking
*some many fucking positions I lost count.
*boy was sweating!!!!!
*he came on my ass

Round two included:
*69
*GIRL ON TOP GOODNESS, jesus the boy was a lost cause to nicole(his ass worship is awe inspiring, he would slap her, make her jiggle, open her wide yummmmm), I fucking squirted, shit HE told me that I squirted, I was off in la-la land, that fucking cock ring assulted my gspot reapeatedly thru the night and he was loud as fuck(amazing compliments on my body, soft skin and how incredibly wet I was), my fucking goodness, that had to be my most favorite position with him, christ it was that fucking good because when I was getting weak homeboy took over something FIRECE
* me in some scissor type position while he pulvarized me....*faints*
*more doggie...yummmy I can't get over his fucking stroke, good god, his stroke had me on edge because I never knew what to expect with him.
Like he knows how to work that shit

*more come on the ass.....apparently me spanking my ass and spreading my buttcheeks reallly turns him on

Then he stated that I was hired(bwah) and that we had to do that again....soon

ROUND FUCKING THREE
Was never suppose to happen! I was tired but he likes my nipples and well....
*we couldn't yell because his roomie was home
*my long ignored neck was blessed with his tongue
*missionary was not ur mother's missonary because this summabitch had my legs together while he he he was hitting my lengthwise on the slant(I think I died a little death at this time), I mean this shit was INTENSE soooooo fucking intense it was, and when he went deep(legs on his shoulders goodness), with that cock ring?????????

And then he turned me over for some amazing doggie, then he came on my ass again.......seeing it jiggle really gets him

He said thank god for the internet!

But fuck me with a stick, the boy was PERFECT he played with my body(and not just fingers, but kisses all over), my neck was not ignored, and christ it was beyond fucking good, like I wanna make him team president!

I have zero issues trooping to harlem for that, goodness......

And let me add, that our second date?????

Round fucking one......

Extreme doggie....*twirls*

Round fucking two had to take the cake because....he was high, therefore EXTREMELY horny......plus we were watching a video of him jerking off and I decided to fuck with his spirit.

That led too......

The boy ate me foreverrrrrrrrrrrr, flipped me over onto my knees and continue doing the damn thing from all angles.
I got dirty talk, really dirty talk!
He smacked my ass hard, REPEATEDLY
He got a well deserved sloppy top and ass licking(he was one happy man). I destroyed that cock ring
A really rough 69 that resulted in his face being buried in my ass....and had his toes curling........

Then he proceeded to have me on the ropes and hand me my ass, man I don't know if it was because he was high or if was because he got my ass to jiggle during doggie the way he likes, but that cocksucker put IN the work! Cripes

Then he ordered food for me and himself(I was horny and wanted more,but he didn't want to start anything then have the food come, well....that shit worked for 10 minutes, then I proceeded to fuck with his spirit and ended up with his face all up in my ladybits), then we watched a movie(I wanted more but he was high and realllly wanted me to see this movie)

Movie ended, we were getting hot and heavy,

Then his roomie came home and since we are kinda loud, we had to cut the activities short.

Boooooooooooooo

So we bs, got dressed, he walked me to the train platform, gave me a sinful kiss goodbye, promise to plan our get togethers better and that was it.

Up next?

He gave the ok for my domme side to come out and play.

Can't.wait!
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Blah....

Today sucked....HARD.

But.....


I post updates on my awesome dates with Tat boy tomorrow.

Yup, this one is looking like he could be a keeper.