- helped my mother babysit the boys
- thought my sister was dead in a ditch(she's ok)
- and my period decided to make an appearance
Which means....
NO ass....
and on top of the that, tat boy is working BOTH Saturday and Sunday next weekend(mind you Red Sonya leaves on Thursday)....so who knows when I'm going to get some sans ropas.
Funny thing about tat boy, he went away this weekend(I think it was his birthday weekend), and the last time we spoke was Thursday, now, I didn't hear from him on Friday or Saturday.
So, I was waiting to see if he was going to contact me while he was away(because I was NOT going to contact him first).
and he did....
On Sunday afternoon, he sent a Happy V-day text(and to be honest, I was in such a bitchy mood(cramps), I seriously contemplated NOT responding.)
But I did.
He went on to tell me that he didn't have a good time in Baltimore(I have a feeling a vagina was involved), I told him about my horrific weekend, he wanted to know how soon can he get his hands on me and I sadly informed him that Aunt Flo was in town so he won't be able to see me until next weekend and that was when he told me he was scheduled to work Saturday and Sunday.
*oh fuck me with a straw*
I hate mother nature, I hate her cockblocking ass. I don't even WANT kids, how come I have to suffer from this crap!
But whatever, he's determined to make me .......cum this coming weekend.
So we shall see how *he* plans on doing this because from *my* standpoint....I'm not getting ass from him until NEXT Monday!
*faints*
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