Dating updates...

I ain't shit

And.....I don't care.

I took a vow of shallowness a few yrs ago and have never looked back.

As I delve deeper into the blackhole that is internet dating, my aintshitness has reared her ugly head.

Prime example:

I received a email from a white porky(husky) fella who, as a way of introduction, asked ME when was I going to invite him to Brooklyn(from his photos he hangs out with a lot of black dudes so that explains that stupid ass question).

Wigger please.

So of course I rolled my damn eyes, because boo...why the fuck do moi have to invite your ass to Brooklyn?

How about trying to get to know me FIRST dummy.

Boy please.

But then I LOOKED at his photos...

6'3......
HUSKY....
TATTOOS....
KINDA CUTE........

I need a wet nap.....STAT.

And that's where my ainshitness decides to take over, because under normal circumstances I would have blocked his stupid self for the wack ass emails, but I won't because have I mentioned: He's 6'3(I am HEIGHT deprived in NY), HUSKY, with TATS.

So I will play along with porky and see if this goes anywhere....

Probably won't considering I was a smart ass to him...

Men and their fragile egos....


This is fun!!!!!!!!!

Bwahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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