Fun facts:
1. I have a identical twin. Yes we look alike, and yes she is as evil as me.
2. I love porn.
3. I REALLY love my *happy, fun bag*
4. I always wanted to bang a fireman..while wearing his uniform
5. I have a fetish for Italian men
6. I suffered from depression and still do to this day.
7. I LOVE nail polish(I have about 110 so far)
8. I really want some under the bed restraints.
9. Thank goodness for internet porn.(If you haven't notice...I love porn and toys)
10. I HAVE to work out. If I don't I gain weight quickly and we can't have that!
11. My mom is the coolest chick on earth.
12. I have a rabbit(not the sex toy but a real, live, eating, shitty rabbit)
13. Yes he's sexually confused because he has a feminine name
14. I fart every morning, sorry but I eat A LOT of fiber. My poor future husband.
15. I don't want kids unless my husband can guarantee that I will get as much sex as I please when I pop those demons out.
16. I lived in Italy while in college and didn't make out with a hot Italian guy(trust that will change by June)
17. I hate stupid people
18. I can't stand other people kids
19. I pole dance for the joy of it
20. I don't feel like writing anymore, so until next time!
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